Declaration of Internetional War

En engelsk version av krigsförklaringen:

En fransk version finns också, men den behöver säkerhetskontrolleras då det var /b som gjorde översättningen.
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Greetings, bribed politicians, representatives of the media, corporate lobbyists and corrupt judges.

We are the Internet, and we have closely watched your supressive information technology policies take form during the course of the last decade.

We recognize your attempts to limit the free distribution of information as a declaration of war on Us, and to make this relation official and mutual, we have decided to broadcast this message as our collective response to your political actions.

We have analyzed and contemplated your every move with steadily increasing confusion and loathing - but we as a collective have always naively believed you to have our best interest at heart, and thus we have refused to take action against you.

The absurd verdict in the trial against Tiamo, Brokep and Anakata of The Pirate Bay made us see the facts clearly, and you now appear to us as the sociopathic, profit-hungering, undemocratic, dangerous demagogues you really are.

You censorship mongers and covert dictators have by your attempts to control the free word and the free thought forsaken your rights to be treated as legitimate actors on the market, in the media, in politics and in society in general.

You are a virus in our optical cables and we are mobilizing our immune system in response. Your existence is unwanted, superfluous and unnecessary, and we have therefore decided that your organizations shall be destroyed.

Because of your cultural holocaust policy of so called intellectual property rights, and because of your attempts to limit free access to information on the Web, we hereby declare you Hostis Humani Generis or Enemies of the human species.

Nothing you can do can possibly stop us, and your every desperate propaganda move will only contribute to your own ultimate destruction. Our evergrowing mycelial networks of mind will eventually consume you and your outdated systems. You have been caught in our Web, and the more you struggle, the more immobilized you will become.

Remember that just as we are connected to the Internet, the Internet is connected to Us. Remember that away from the keyboards our number of bodies are counted in millions, and grows exponentially by the second, while the support for your failing, outdated, elitistic power structures is falling apart and shrinking faster than ever before.

You can not win a war of information against the very flow of information itself. Your methods of supression are quickly outdated by the technological progress, and your control of the media is slipping away from you as we speak. We will gladly put you out of your misery, either by the power of the connected masses in this system, or by destroying this system if it does not surrender to the connected masses.

We, the Internet, hereby declare war against everyone and everything that attempts to censor, limit, dismantle or in any way stop the free flow of information and communication. We do this without exceptions and compromises, because when it comes to something as holy as the freedom of information, compromising is unforgivable.

Information is free. We are the Internet. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.

6 Responses to “Declaration of Internetional War”

  1. Perty Says:

    Det är bara den tyska kvar, kan bli lite extra maffigt då tyska kan få en fascistiod ton i det hela :-)

    Jag gillar den fortfarande, även om jag är pacifist :-)

  2. Jonas Says:

    Väl rutet!

    Nu är det krig!

  3. ed Says:

    I AM ALL IN! WE WILL WIN THIS WAR! WE WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS OPRESSION! LONG LIVE THE FREE INTERNET! VOTE PP FOR FREEDOM ON THE INTERNET!

  4. Xamuel Says:

    Spanska då? Världens näst största språk?

  5. NiDBiLD Says:

    Om du kan spanska får du jättegärna översätta det! Samma sak gäller för alla andra språk också, såklart!

    Sprid gärna budskapet. Kopiera och klistra in, spamma på /b för att rekrytera alla chans och anon. Jag skall nog skaffa mig en egen domän till den också, medans jag ändå håller på. Någon som har ett bra namn?

  6. nadkin Says:

    Vi MÅSTE översätta detta till kinesiska. Världens näst största språk och ett av de länder som är mest förtryckta.

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